Archive for March, 2006

Artex Monkey

Need an alternative to today’s Indie bands?
Visit the latest sensation’s website, click on the link in the header….

Just plain Stoopid….

A Malaysian man is bidding for a place in the record books after kissing a king cobra 51 times in three minutes. Shahimi Abdul Hamid kissed the deadly snake before an audience at a hotel in the Genting Highlands.

The snake farm supervisor used his agility to avoid being bitten by the 15ft cobra, reports the [...]

Race for the title hots up….

I know what you are thinking, “Chelsea are miles in front, how can the title race be hotting up?”. Well obviously i don’t mean that race, i mean the real one….
The race for who will win the Vodafone Project 38 Fantasy Premier League Title. As gameweek 30 approaches (later today) my team FC FELGERCARB sit’s [...]

The Stone Roses @ Lincoln Drill Hall

Went to see “The Stone Roses Experience” at the Drill Hall in Lincoln last night.
This is probably the closest you can get to a Roses gig until Ian and John start talking again….with the band members already being joind onstage previously by Mani and reconstructing scenes for the documentry into the rise and fall of [...]

MONKEY MAN SAYS….

MONKEY MAN SAYS….The continuing adventures of “Monkey Man”….
Come and visit the site @
http://monkeymansays.blogspot.com/
It’s evolution in reverse

Boy, 12, sticks gum on £850,000 painting!

Here is a good one to start the week off with….
A 12-year-old boy on a school trip to a US museum stuck a piece of chewing gum to a valuable painting. The boy damaged Helen Frankenthaler’s The Bay, one of the Detroit Institute of Arts’ most important modern paintings. The picture, acquired by the DIA [...]

Sean Paul talks bollocks!

If you fancy a laff, try to read and say out loud the “lyrics” to Sean Paul’s Songs….
I guarantee you will sound like Ja Ja Binks
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/sean-paul/

Royton’s Jack Wild Dies….

Oliver! star Jack Wild dies at 53
Jack Wild, who played The Artful Dodger in 1968 film Oliver!, has died at the age of 53. Wild was nominated for an Oscar when he was just 16 for his role in the movie. He suffered from mouth cancer and had his voice box and tongue removed. Wild’s [...]

The place not to be seen in….

A new restaurant where diners eat in pitch black darkness has opened in London.
Customers at Dans Le Noir have no idea what they are eating, reports the Daily Telegraph.
The idea, based on a successful restaurant in Paris, is that not being able to see what you’re eating heightens the senses and liberates the taste buds. [...]